The Ballad of Sandeep - Starring Deep Roy

As most of my friends know, I am a HUGE Tim Burton fan, terrible in my Opinion ( yet to happen) or shot down by Critics, I willing own all his films.

Likewise I'm a fan of Johnny Depp, though not as much.

But the real man behind the curtain is Deep Roy!

He played the Oompa Loompas in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, a clown in Big Fish, he also played parts in Planet of the Apes and Corpse Bride.

Now he's starring in a fictional Short Film about Outsourcing, where he is finally playing the Main character!

Way to go Deep Roy!

The Ballad of Sandeep was a collaborative effort between The Minor Prophets: Philadelphia's premiere Comedy Troupe, Director and Producer Derek Frey, and of course, Deep Roy.

"THE BALLAD OF SANDEEP" - A Short Film Starring Deep Roy from Derek Frey on Vimeo.

February 3rd

So today was fun. I got to spend most of the morning taking a luxurious bath, and then (tralala) I got to spend my afternoon with two friends from across the state. They're some of my best friends, and I was thrilled to treat them to lunch ( asian if your wondering) and then give them they're long overdue Christmas gifts!

For those who are wondering, my friends have a unique collection of weapons, so I purchased them ornamental finger gauntlets that feature a razor sharp talon. One is Dragon sculpted and the other is sculpted in the fashion of a skull. Plus, they had a belated Birthday gift too! ( I'm bad about mailing things) So I got them a Copy of Call of Duty: Black Ops. (me and said friend enjoy Call of Duty Zombies a little TOO much).

Then! I enjoyed a double feature courtesy of Blockbuster Movies. They included I-Spy starring Eddie Murphy and Owen Wilson, and Zombieland starring Jesse Eisenburg, Woody Harrelson, and Emma Stone! Laughs. Laughs. Gore. and More Laughs!

To finish the night off we read up on Zombie Survival Camps, programs and survival techniques.

Were are extremely inadequately prepared for a Zombie Apocalypse.

P.S. It is now common knowledge my family is willing to trip me while running from zombies.

P.P.S Become inherently valuable to they're survival in order to ensure MY survival.

February! (What Happened in January)

Alright! First post of the New year... on February 1st. Oh well, better late than never.

So what happened to me in January!

I Got Dumped by my Girlfriend of about 6 or 7 months.. Funny story is I left my long distance relationship for ...well another long distance relationship. The reasons for the breakup are unclear, but She left me because I was too clingy and I was "smothering" her. Her parting shot was " Your more of a Really Really good friend." OUCH

She already has moved on to somebody new and im Already over it! although still painful. She refuses to be my friend even though I've tried to stay in touch, but oh well, her loss right!

Ok Second piece of Bad News!

I got kicked out by my room mates of 4 months, Z and K, and then also by my room mate of 2 months RR. Sad I know, but I admit I was lazy and was irresponsible with they're cats!. ( they got out. more than once. So I have until the 15th to move out! Guess where I'm going? Correct! My Mother's!(and Sister's) home!. I'm going to have to take everything I have in about 2 weeks, (little less) and move back here. For someone who doesn't drive, (me, and makes very little on minimum wage (me) I am in short, going to have to hustle!

One more bad news piece, I work in Grocery Retail as a Cashier, and as such , the Super Bowl is coming, along with massive sales on chips, pizza, drinks, etc. Well, all this week and LAST week, we have had cashiers, deli, dairy, meat, grocery, frozen and clean team call in sick, which means waaaaay too much work for the people who are left. In Short, Double the work, same tiny pay.

Now for the Good news!.

I got to go to the Rocky Horror Picture Show with Live improve comedians acting it out! It was hilariously inappropriate, and I even got called on stage for mortification as a Virgin, embarrassing as hell! But on the upside, it led to a really fun treat later!

Update #2!

I have set my sights on a very pretty Young Lady I know from the Rocky Horror Picture Show, She is funny, smart, a little nerdy, gorgeous hair, and heh heh , not a half bad body either. (insert bad news here) She is almost always busy! so any attempts to meet up with her in friendly ways has been shot down . My recon(AKA Facebook stalking and Friend Inquisition) into her Likes Dislikes, and personality has proven sketchy at best.

Update #3 is a part 1 of 2,

I have been invited to the Midnight Premiere of The Avengers! It is May 3rd at Midnight(duh), even better I was invited by Pretty Lady! More info on this to Come!

My GOALS!

So obviously goal one is move to my mother's by the 15th of Feb.

Goal 2 is get a date with Miss Pretty Lady!

Goal 3, get on amiable terms with my Ex!

Goal 4, get a Xbox 360 250 GB with Call of Duty Black Ops, + All the Zombie Expansions!( they're eating my brain I swear!)

Goal 5, Go to the All Women's Cast Show of Rocky Horror Picture Show on the 25th!

And Now Random stuff!

Groundhog Day is Tomorrow! This Holiday is based off an old village tradition, that when a Groundhog emerges from its hole and sees it shadow, there are two different results!

Result 1! It sees its shadow and flees back inside, that means more Winter!

Result 2! It sees its shadow and remains calm it means Spring is on its way!

Ok Next, Lincoln's Birthday (RIP) is on the 12th! Celebrate by Going to a real theater or by ( a dangerous one) answer Truthfully to ANY Question. Honest Abe never lied, so don't lie on his Birthday! Ask me Anything below on the 12th and I will Answer them All truthfully.

February 14th, to you Couple's it's one of the most romantic and Sexy days of the year! Chocolates? Cake? Jewelry? a Wedding?(gasp) For Player's, it's a killing field for picking up women ( I don't judge on here, whatever suits you, go ahead)Share what You did(or are going to do) For Valentines day!

Ok President's day is February 20th! Name as Many president's as you can! Or write a letter to your Presidential Candidate of choice!

That's All for Now!